User:SBD1138

Hola, konichiwa, guten tag, and hello. Sorry if I misspelled anything but I don't speak Japanese and I can't put accented letters in this. Those are all the ways I know to say hello. DON'T JUDGE ME!!! I like bacon, cheese, comedy movies, and oh yeah, I'm a guy. I love sci-fi movies and fantasy novels. I am mildly obsessed with Godzilla, Star Wars, Star Trek, and I wish I were a super-cool Ninja dude. I love the following TV shows: Scrubs, Mythbusters, Naruto, One Piece, Friends, Seinfeld, Da Ali G Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, How I Met Your Mother, and I think that Jimbo Wales is god.DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

Today is 26 April 2024

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user is diurnal.

This user is nocturnal.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

This user is a member of [SBC Global name].

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user's Internet service provider is AT&T.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.

XPThis user uses Windows XP.

WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.

This user contributes using a PC.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

PhThis user is a fan of Physical comedy.

PhThis user is a fan of Physical comedy.

SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user is a Marxist,
with a Groucho tendency.

This user knows Who's on First.

Git-R-Done!This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.

БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.

The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in their own right.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chili.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats popcorn.

This user eats potato chips.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user loves sausages.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats cantaloupes.

This user loves oranges.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user eats pears.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats bagels.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user loves pancakes.

This user loves pasta.

This user is a waffle eater.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user hates iceberg lettuce salad.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user loves to eat beef.

This user eats chicken.

This user loves brownies.

This user loves cake.

This user eats candy corn.

This user eats chocolate.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user eats M&Ms.

This user likes pie.

PSThis user is addicted to Pixy Stixs

This user eats Swedish Fish.

This user eats cookies.

This user eats Gingerbread Cookies.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks milk.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user drinks water.

This user takes his/her coffee with number cream creams and number sugar sugars.

This user drinks green tea.

This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

S-1This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user is a checkers player.

This user enjoys chess.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is addicted to video games.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

XThis user plays the Xbox.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

fan-3This user thinks that Halo is the best video game series ever established.

ACThis user plays the Animal Crossing series.

This user plays the Halo series.

JKThis user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.

This user likes to ride lines.

This user thinks LEGO Star Wars and its sequel are two of the greatest video games ever.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

MINE-1This user is a beginner minesweeper.

D'NIThis user plays the Myst series.

File:2004 07 23 Pacman-8156.JPG

This user really wants that thing...

This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.

RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

This user is a Super Smash Brother!

This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Zelda and Sheik.

THPSThis user plays the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series.

This user plays the Star Fox series.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

Nayru... Din... hot. Farore... not.

This user is Dark Link. Do what he says or die. Look, Link behind him's even about to bow.

Congrats! This user found the Triforce!

fan-3This user's favorite computer or video game character is Master Chief.

This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

This user is interested in the Crusades.

band-3This user likes All American Rejects.

band-3This user likes Green Day.

band-3This user likes Bee Gees.

fan-3This user loves "Weird Al" Yankovic.

cRap	This user can't stand rap music.

This user enjoys pop music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user has an iPod.

This user is interested in psionics.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

This user enjoys origami.

This user enjoys singing.

This user is fascinated by Sharks!

This user does not smoke.

This user is a Lego enthusiast

This user just sank your battleship.

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

This user is a Transformers fan.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user is a book lover.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.

HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.

S	This user is a Slytherin.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

DON'T PANICThrough a time warp this user edits the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

This user enjoys films.

machThis user watches machinima.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

IMFThis user is gonna need some anti-freeze.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.

KongThis user could lick the world.

This user is a man-eating talking plant.

NDThis user is
pretty good with a bo staff.

PotCThis user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

This user should have bought a squirrel.

Hoopla!This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

STAR WARSThis user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other.

This user actually liked The Phantom Menace.

This user wishes they owned an
AT-AT.

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This user wants a Star Destroyer

STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

This user knows that the power of both symbols can lead to the balance of a lightsaber. You are now dismissed.

This user secretly wants to be the White Power Ranger

rvb	This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic.

Caboose

This user likes food-nap time.

Donut

This user believes that it's not pink; it's lightish red!

STAR TREKSBD1138 is a fan of Star Trek.ST

TrekThis user is a Trekkie or Trekker.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

This user is a heroic Autobot.

her?This user is a fan of Arrested Development.

This user is a fan of Friends.

#270Vandalized Wikipedia
Sorry! - Earl Hickey

D.M.
This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office.W.H.

SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

70sThis user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

DIPThis user did not want to be Drunk In PUB-LIC.

SNL	This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

COCOCO CO-CO CO CO CO-CO CO. CO-CO CO CO CO CO-CO-CO CO!

FOPThis user is a fan of The Fairly OddParents.

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.

CL	This user really likes Code Lyoko, and doesn't care that 90% of people call it a kids' show.

This user likes Xiaolin Showdown

LilyMuThis user was going to become Kappa Mikey, but his lottery ticket was blown out of his pocket.

This user enjoys comics.

C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

The Far SideThis user reads The Far Side.

GThis user does not like Mondays.

nin-1This user is a Genin.

This user is a Leaf Villager.

Rock
Lee!This user is the handsome devil of the hidden leaf village known as Rock Lee!

忍者This user lives by their own Way of The Ninja.

BoboboThis user has the power of the Fist of the Nose Hair.

★This user is a fan of Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Super.

This user is a One Piece fan.

遊戯王This user enjoys Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series... In America!

This user watches Xiaolin Showdown.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user is proud to be a United States citizen.

This user has visited 6 of the 50 United States.6

This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California.

This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user would like to wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

This user would like to wish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.

mumThis user would like to wish all the mothers of the world a happy Mothering Sunday.

This user would like to wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

This user would like to wish you a happy Easter.

This user would like to wish you a happy 4th of July.

Hurricane Katrina
May we never forget…

In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…

This user would like to wish you a happy Halloween.

This user would like to wish you a memorable Veterans Day.

This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree.

:-]	This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.

This little tag you are reading is a userbox.

This user doesn't think all userboxes should go away but wishes the boxwar would.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

MOREThis user has more userboxes.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

ubxThis user uses userboxes.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user has no userboxes on their userpage.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

For those obsessed with humor and parody, SBD1138 also has a user page on Uncyclopedia.

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.

WPC	This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club

This user is a Wikipedian.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

This user assumes good faith.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

Non nobis solum

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

EW0This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any.

This user spends far too much time editing their user page.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

J	This user trusts Jimbo.

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