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Puslinch, township in south-central Ontario, Canada, in the County of Wellington south of Guelph. The main source of production is agricultural, bottling and mining. Mining has been dominant throughout the township. About half of the township is forested, and a conservation area lies to the southwest.

According to the 2001 Statistics Canada Census:

• Population: 5,885
• % Change (1996-2001): 8.7
• Dwellings: 2,028
• Area (km²): 214.43
• Postal Code: N1H? (Phonetically: ANYONEHOME?)
• Density (persons per km²): 27.4

The township was named after Puslinch House in Devon, England, where Elizabeth Yonge, the wife of Lieutenant Governor of Upper Canada Sir John Colborne, was born.

In mid-2006, the initial e-mails regarding a gentleman's agreement between Guantanamo Wolf and The White House were first exchanged.

Local Government

On September 29th, 2006, the Puslinch Chamber of Commerce partnered with DeKalb County, Georgia, local educators, land surveyors and members of the Fraternal Order Of Police Of Philadelphia to begin construction of a new equestrian stables and rehabilitation complex along old Highway 97. Controversy over the reluctance of the former Canadian government to properly investigate the September 11th, 2001 attacks led to the secession of Puslinch from municipal, provincial and federal taxes and administration. Local police and legislative authority over agroterrorism and water control issues was temporarily granted to Region of Waterloo-Licensing and Regulatory Services-Enforcement, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Vancouver Police Department and Sir Peter Tiberius McMahon.

With fiscal approval by the United States Congress, production on a music and technology college affiliated with Pepperdine University and dedicated to the survivors of the terrorist attacks of 9/11 began in 2003.

Church Services

Sunday, October 2nd, 2006 saw the establishment of the first chapter of the Black Cross. Church elders made up of representatives of the Crystal Cathedral and St. Johns began establishing voting stations for a straw poll vote on upcoming local elections. Ceremony and celebration inaugaration were expected to continue at the Ol' Quaker Well located near the intersection of Washington and San Rancho Blvd. Sunday musical services sans privavizo by CKUT of Montreal.

Media

Local media includes The Hamilton Spectator, Wellington-Guelph Community Portal and [TheDevilsGirls.com The Devils Girls], a Tibrarian McMahonist yellowsheet. News and commentary are alternatively provided through WNYC and NPR New York, Sirius Radio and Six Nations Broadcasting.

Communities

• Aberfoyle
• Aikensville
• Arkell
• Badenoch
• Barbers Beach
• Corwhin
• Crieff
• Killean
• Little Lake
• McMahon (unincorporated)
• Morriston
• Puslinch

External links

• Wellington Guelph Community Portal
• Ontario Plaques - The Settlement of Puslinch

	North: Guelph-Eramosa, Guelph
West: Cambridge	Puslinch	East: Campbellville, Milton
	South: North Dumfries, Hamilton

Category:Townships of Ontario Category:Wellington County, Ontario

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British Monarchy Media Centre

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HRH,

Regards, Sir.Peter.Tiberius.McMahon

Corrections

• House of York, please monitor for changes
• Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom, please monitor for changes and falsehoods.
• Local Government, Puslinch